The Year A Shit-Disturbing Human Centipede Destroyed The World

This is FAR bigger than Donald Trump.

None of us are safe. There’s a human centipede that’s gripping the throat of the world and isn’t letting go. His bacon fat greased hands are closing hard. His Vienna sausage-esque and muck-filled finger-tipped phalanges are closing around our necks. A fat truck driver with a child molester…