The Year A Shit-Disturbing Human Centipede Destroyed The World

This is FAR bigger than Donald Trump.

None of us are safe. There’s a human centipede that’s gripping the throat of the world and isn’t letting go. His bacon fat greased hands are closing hard. His Vienna sausage-esque and muck-filled finger-tipped phalanges are closing around our necks. A fat truck driver with a child molester stitched to his anus is choking us all to death. Moreover, true to the inspiration of his artistic birth, this mania loving maniac has Auschwitz-style mayhem on his mind.

I closed last year by visiting the United States Holocaust Museum, and have spent some time this year in the National Museum of African-American History and Culture. Therefore, I say “Auschwitz” not out of turn, but rather with a much too full knowledge and awareness of what I am writing about. As well, I say this with a sense of, between concentration camp internment and Negro slavery in America that there were 10 million plus total people aggrieved, with untold generations thereafter dealing with the psychological consequences. After walking where I’ve walked, seeing what I’ve seen, and living what I’ve lived, I have a similar…