The Rock And Jeb Connection Is What 2020 Deserves

The People Deserve A Championship Duo…

Yes, the notion that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and “High Energy” Jeb Bush are the most ideal 2020 Republican Presidential nominees-as-tag team combination to awe America’s contentious consciousness since Dwayne’s championship-winning “Rock and Sock Connection” tandem with Mick “Cactus Jack/Mankind/Dude Love” Foley in the World Wrestling Federation in 1999 is absurd. But it’s also absurd that the host of The Apprentice and the sponsor of the charade that was Mike Tyson’s 91 second thrashing of Michael Spinks in 1988 is at present America’s President, and thus granted access to the nuclear codes and guiding America’s tax and health care policy. But seriously, we’ve divorced America’s political process and social unity from all manner of logical reality in 12 months time. Therefore, I suggest that it’s probably time to start tuning up the band in order to superkick our way back to our best, and most healed domestic future.

Foremost, America having to live through the cataclysmic shock of Barack Obama — a man whose ancestors were ruled invalid for doing anything other than manual unpaid labor in this country by the United States Constitution — becoming President cannot be understated. Moreover, the fact that Obama was not some sort of blue collar wage earner or white collar…