Pansexual anarcho-capitalist Negroes are in full revolt. Run.

Regarding Janelle, Kanye, and the post-apocalyptic universe

” It was something about watching this black man, I’d never seen a black man express himself like that, and it scared me. You know I don’t know if it was because maybe I hadn’t been comfortable with tapping into my fearlessness…it’s just like you got the sense that he was a free ass motherfucker, right? And I don’t know if I was ready to tap into my free as motherfuckin’ nature, but I think what I love most is that I got the opportunity to get to know the man who everybody looked at as this mysterious, other-worldly being.”
- Janelle Monae, on Prince

“Kanye West is perfect.”
- Prince paraphrased, on Kanye West

Maybe we count the apocalypse as the day that America introduced cataclysmic nuclear energy into global war. That’d mean that the world as we knew it ended around August 6–9, 1945. Prince, who, through his music, attempted to explore and remove the sins of the world, was born on June 7, 1958, so this timeline makes sense. That being said, Prince, the musical Jesus, is dead. The American section of the Earth he inhabited? That’s now overrun by a devilish charlatan President whose regressive control demands to be checked and balanced. While attempting to live through this era, over the next twelve months, millions of young Americans will likely buy or stream more mainstream, major label pop albums by two clear disciples of Prince’s creativity than anyone else’s material: Janelle Monae and Kanye West. Their apparent influences and lyrical content is the true sign o the wild times to come. In staunch opposition to and childlike bewilderment in the face of Donald Trump’s Puritanical and conservative Presidency, pansexual anarcho-capitalist Negroes are in full revolt. If this sounds frightening to you, it’s best to run now, before being engulfed in the unfettered enthusiasm that it’s sure to inspire.