Nice Shoes! Wanna Fuck And Make America Great Again?

Seriously, because America’s running out of profitable things to do.

“We are going to have open sexual intercourse on every street corner of America…”
Mickey Avalon, “Waiting To Die”

“Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”
Donald Trump, to Billy Bush, regarding the nature of sex and celebrity

“Sex is natural, sex is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should…”
George Michael, “I Want Your Sex”

Do you know what can solve the issues of general societal malaise and the sluggish re-emergence from economic recession with which America is likely faced with for the next well, at least four-to-eight years? Fucking. Yes, fucking. Oral fucking, anal fucking, missionary fucking, reverse cowgirl fucking, interracial fucking, fucking between men, fucking between women, fucking between men and women, men who were once women fucking, and women who were once men fucking, too. Hell, maybe even men who were women fucking women who were men. FOR MONEY. Everything is fucked, America. It’s time we open our ears, butts, vaginas, legs and eyes to this fact. And, as long as we keep our copulation safe, sane, and consensual, we might stand a chance — via fucking — of…