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Ladies and gentlemen / It’s my pleasure to introduce to you
He’s a friend of mine / Yes, yes I am
And he goes by the name… / Justin
Wowoowoooo
All the way / From Memphis, Tennessee
And he’s got somethin’ special for y’all tonight
— Pharrell Williams, from…