In America, Via Pro Wrestling, A Hot, Blonde Housewife Solves Everything

Lacey Evans winning a WWE championship title actually means more than you’d think.

For ten plus years, the meekest Americans have inherited the Earth. Black Americans, Brown Americans, Gay Americans, Lesbian Americans, Transgendered Americans, Disabled Americans, and more all had much greater access to defining the global sociocultural zeitgeist than ever before. And what has happened? All of these hyphenated-Americans have steered so much of America’s conversation from the country’s white, cisgendered, heterosexual, and God-fearing traditions that well, America doesn’t feel like it did for 230 years, which for many, is actually terrifying. However, potentially more than the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States, it’s if Lacey Evans can best Becky Lynch for the WWE Raw Women’s Championship at World Wrestling Entertainment’s “Money in the Bank” event on May 19, 2019, there’s a righting to the order of the universe that occurs for discovering current America’s metaphysical strength —based in classic American “strength” blended with it’s modern “meekness” — that might portend where America is positively headed.

Yes, professional wrestling is a pre-determined and entertainment-based athletic confrontation. But, when a…